Originally titled “Proof that You Shouldn’t Leave Me Alone With My Thought For Too Long”, or alternately “I Suck At Title”
“Can you not turn the light off when you go out?” asked a little boy to his mother.
“Ah, darling,” said his mother, smiling. “But I must.”
“But mama,” a little girl, the boy’s twin sister, protested. “If you turned the light off, we would not be able to see each other!”